The Harmony of the Spheres

by Richard May

The universal constants of Nature need to be adjusted. There obviously has been a major error. There should have been at most one sentient being per planet if not per universe, possibly excepting cats. The effects of overcrowding are obvious, if you step outside your door. On a good day it's like listening to all the music which has ever been played in the history of the entire planet being loudly played simultaneously in the same space without end. However, the medium is not merely auditory, but includes all sensory modalities. One cannot always expect a good day.

May-Tzu